Cut and Paste
The Cutter was sharp. He was handsome and bright,
and he was a criminal, workin’ by night.
He was known far and wide for his devious capers;
he cut up girls’ hearts like he was cuttin’ up papers.
Now, Paster McSticky, a man twice his size,
had fooled many men with his terrible lies,
and he liked stickin’ things where they didn’t belong.
Not a crime, I suppose, but still definitely wrong.
As their fortunes would have it, these men of the West
met up in the desert and thought it’d be best
if they joined up together to form one bad crew
and terrorize people with scissors and glue.
So Cutter and Paster rode all through the land,
stealin’ with cutters and paste in their hands.
After three months, the sheriff of town took ‘em in.
He asked, “where’s yer loot?” but they didn’t give in.
So he hung ‘em next day in the square, but it’s said
that there’s no way that Cutter and Paster are dead.
They’re still robbin’ today, ridin’ wild and free…
just press Ctrl+X and then hit Ctrl+V.
Five-Minute Poetry – Set 1
–Clouds (#1)–
When it rains,
the clouds commit mass suicide.
They become their tears,
wasting themselves on the earth
and leaving their wet juices all over it.
When they’re gone, the air is fresh and clear
and everyone is happy…
but the sky is still blue.
–Matches (#2)–
Our love is like a book of matches.
Look, it catches! Watch it burn!
But no match that’s based on matches
can resist Time’s cold, wet snatches.
–The Exhaler (#3)–
I heard of an oxygen panic
and took it upon myself
to maintain the balance of the atmosphere.
After I carefully exhale, I shout
“Ah, Breath! I have freed you!”
and admire my own fantastic resourcefulness!
–Being in Love (#4)–
Being with you feels like being alone,
only never so lonely.
When I am with you,
I am you,
you are me,
and we are not “we” at all.
–a list of things my father gave to me (#5)–
a cold name
half of a face
grab-bag genes
a simplified old tree
right-brained eyes
hand-eye coordination
nightmares
a handful of childhood
and a phoenix sore
–dust (#6)–
stay still too long,
and it will gather on you.
tiny weights, little pressures,
light at first, but slowly heavy
heavier
heaviest
splintering your knees like wood
busting your back like cardboard
until you crumple in a cloud
and can move no more.
–The Blame (#7)–
When the summer gets old
and the weather gets cold
and the leaves start to fall,
Blame the sun! we are told.
But there’s no sense at all
in that scientist’s call,
for the sun is not cold;
how could it cause the fall?
–Some Roads Not Taken (#8)–
While making a choice concerning two roads and a yellow wood,
I tripped on you and fell in love.
We left both roads and hiked into the trees to make out,
and that’s what really made all the difference.
–Adults (#9)–
Adults complain a lot
about headaches and heartaches,
mortgages and marriages,
and they think they’ve got it bad.
What they forget
is that they sleep the same sleep
and breathe the same breath
as another human being
with the same heart,
the same mind,
and the same spirit.
And still they act like
spoiled children
who can’t make up their minds.
–pointless (#10)–
you think
just because
you’ve left no clues,
you’re being clever.
just because
you’ve got us stumped,
you’re being subtle.
just because
you have created,
you’re being creative.
just because
you’ve made a mess,
you’ve got it made.
a poem
without a point
might be a poem,
but it’s still pointless.
a well-organized Mess of Words
take a few Words
and make a Mess.
stretch a Short one across the kitchen.
hang a Wet one from the door
and wipe an Oily one on the floors
until they all glisten with meaning.
chew on a Crunchy one while sitting in bed
and leave the Crumbs there.
drop a Sharp one into your sheets
and a Smelly one into your pillowcase
so you will dream about them at night.
also, hide a Puzzling one under the bed
to share with the curious monsters.
swallow One without chewing.
chew Two without swallowing.
then throw Three in the trash can.
take some Words of different colors
and put them into a can.
call it “Paint”
and make a “Painting.”
don’t be afraid of getting Brown on your skin
or White in your hair
or Yellow on your teeth.
take Them to the lake
and toss Them into the water.
watch the fish swim up to investigate
and laugh as they take the Bait.
toss a Crumbly one onto the carpet.
rub it in until it’s finely Ground.
take the leftover Dust
in the palm of your hand
and blow it out the window
so it can sprinkle down onto the heads
of the gray people walking below.
leave a Lovely one on your girlfriend’s pillow
before you start making breakfast out of The Rest.
she’ll appreciate the gesture
and probably give you an extra Kiss.
give a Pretty one to your mother
and Another to your sister
when they come to visit
so they’ll remember what they saw.
(but it won’t stop them from being disgusted.)
leave Tough ones in your pocket
until they get Nice and Soft.
then, offer them to your friends
and make sure you tell them how tasty they are.
(the Words, i mean.)
send Something to nasa
so they can rocket it to space for you.
tell everyone you know,
“i said Something to the moon.”
leave them all over the city
in inconspicuous places
like Under people’s hats
or On the bus.
carry one on the sole of your shoe
like an old piece of gum.
kick something
and stick to it.
hop around on one leg.
tell people it’s because of the Word in your sole.
press Sticky ones to your skin,
ones that leave strands of goo when
you pull them away.
then jump into the dirt.
plant a Word.
watch it grow.
pick the Fruit when it’s ripe.
put it in jars
and leave it awhile
until the apocalypse comes
and makes everyone hungry.
then
take some of these Messy Words
put them in order
and hang them in a frame
where everyone can see them
and admire them.
“oh, what a well-organized Mess of Words,”
they’ll say.
“i think i’d like a few Words of my own.”
and they’ll go to the corner store
and ask the bald man behind the counter,
“may i have some Words?”
and he will say
“sure”
and then that person will make their own Words
and make their own Mess
and put More into frames
and hang Them in your houses
or on skyscrapers
or benches
or clouds floating past
so everyone can admire their genius and say
“what a well-organized Mess of Words”
and want some of their own.
it could be a Messy world
because of you.
